My Dog Zac

Last night was so incredibly weird. I went to bed around 10:30 and was looking forward to a nice night of sleep without dreaming of exams when My Dog Zac started barking. He has never done this before and this behaviour seemed incredibly odd. So I went down stairs to hopefully find the cause to his barking. So I saw him in the kitchen and and he saw me, and he walked right to the back door completely intent on going outside. But this again seemed very strange because dad always puts the dogs out every night for their chance to go to the bathroom; and our dogs are very indoor dogs. So out of sheer curiosity and desire to know what was going on I let him outside. So he walks out onto the patio and doesn't go any further. So he clearly does not need to go to the bathroom and his wasn't about to be sick. All of a sudden I hear a faint bark from another dog somewhere in the area and this is followed up by Zac barking and howling as loud as he can. He stopped pretty quickly and went to do it again, but I called him to stop him. He was about to wake up the entire neighbourhood.

So I had to go up into the backyard in nothing but my boxers and get him. Brought him back in, and headed off to bed only to smell something absolutely rancid. So I checked my foot and it smelt like poo!!!!!! oh man, just my luck I ended up treading in poo. So I put my foot in the sink and washed it and finally got to go to bed.

Night...
I am that tired and its 11:40 in the morning.