well, xmas eve, the church service today was great, i was actually quite impressed with the drama performances, top quality acting. seriously.
and may i just say that U2 absolutely rock, and i will make it my buisness to start collecting lots and lots of their stuff, cos it is top quality.
and yes the bar of chocolate will be awarded to beth, even thogh she cheated by using the internet, but seeing as i did not specify to not use the internet, it will be accepted.
oh and i will run more competitions with good prizes.
just have to think of some...
Me telling some stories about life with study, family, friends, a beautiful fionce and an awesome God.
Friday, December 24
Sunday, December 19
Saturday, December 18
where in the bible is this passage found?
the eleventh to Eliashib
the twelfth to Jakim
the thirteenth to Huppah
the fourteenth to Jeshebeab
oh alright i figure.... lets see.... a prize, that'd b fun
hmm...
big bar of cadbury chocolate....
first one to comment on my blog with the correct answer, gets a big bar of cadbury milk chocolate.
oh make sure you got the whole correct answer.
the twelfth to Jakim
the thirteenth to Huppah
the fourteenth to Jeshebeab
oh alright i figure.... lets see.... a prize, that'd b fun
hmm...
big bar of cadbury chocolate....
first one to comment on my blog with the correct answer, gets a big bar of cadbury milk chocolate.
oh make sure you got the whole correct answer.
U2
ok today music max has got a day entirely devoted to U2. oh my gosh. they have a DVD "live at Boston" and they are freaks, my gosh. brilliant performers. then they showed antoher concert or a couple of songs at Slate Castle in Europe. they performed Elevation and Beautiful Day. there was at least 100 000 people there. and they were all jumping up and down, twas an incerdible sight to see. i mean, wow.
anyhoo, last night was also really really good. Ernie's Xmas party. lots of fun. lots and lots of fun. food, farewelling ernie for the year. tsall good mate.
anyhoo, last night was also really really good. Ernie's Xmas party. lots of fun. lots and lots of fun. food, farewelling ernie for the year. tsall good mate.
Friday, December 17
Thursday, December 16
why dont ppl like sarsparella?
it is KING!
why dont ppl like it?
*humph*
its depressing to think, these ppl dont know what they are missing out on.
man... why?
it is KING!
why dont ppl like it?
*humph*
its depressing to think, these ppl dont know what they are missing out on.
man... why?
Wednesday, December 15
ok so today i organised sumthing to do again cos no one else will. thus pete h, monty, and beth came around and we watched movies and ate pizza.
then we made a dire mistake... left my dog fran downstairs with the pizza. now you may have read a specific log on my sistas blog, and if you have, you would know what happened next, she ate it. not all of it, fortunatley i realised what we had done, and got down there bfor she ate it all.
then we made a dire mistake... left my dog fran downstairs with the pizza. now you may have read a specific log on my sistas blog, and if you have, you would know what happened next, she ate it. not all of it, fortunatley i realised what we had done, and got down there bfor she ate it all.
Tuesday, December 14

well here is one photo from the formal. only one though, otherwise it would take forever for my site to load.
there are a lot of cd's that i need to get. see i still have lots of bday money so thats needs to be spent and xmas is coming up. the cds that i want at this point in time are
- U2- how to dismantle and atomic bomb
- U2 - all that you cant leave behind
- black eyed peas - elephunk
- powderfinger - vulture street
- Green Day - American Idiot
- Switchfoot
- three days grace? maybe
please, more suggestions would be appreciated
Monday, December 13
Life
man i tell you, sometimes you can be cruising with God, no problem, then all of a sudden you find yourself in a routine, and i tell you now that is one of the worst places to be with God, you cant ever let it happen, man i found it so incredibly hard to get out of it. cos i mean if you are in a routine all of a sudden God doesnt mean as much as he should. so all of a sudden your falling into pits with problems that you never thought you would do or go back to...
but
then you find yourself again. it all comes flooding back to you, everything, the wonder the beauty, everything that God meant to you before, but you find even more, discover even more about God, before you never read the bible, then all of a sudden you discover something you never knew before. and you cant put it down, your reading all sorts of books out of the bible, philipians, psalm, even Jesus' sermon that he gave in the desert... or was it on a boat... maybe it was those and many more, might have to go back and read it again... think i will... I'd like that.
and then
you wonder what pulled you out of this rut...
you realise you had been trying for so long to get out of it, and then....
it just hits you
you find that it was when it was one of the very rare occasions you sat in your sister's room, on her bed with her and listened to a CD. on that CD was a guy named Brit. from America. now the topic that he had been talking on was dating, but the thing that he talked about in his sermon was being content with God. what he said was that people want a relationship with a girl or a guy. thing is though is that God is not going to place someone in your life when you are not first content with him. why? because if he did put someone in your life that you were to fall in love with the relationship with that person would become more imprtaqnt thatn God. it would be idolitry. and that just pulls you away from God. now i dont think that God puts specific people in your life when the chances are very high that you would break up with them anyway, but i do think that God when the time is right for you does open up your eyes to a relationship. now feel free to correct me on that one. but if you are serious about God then i do believe that he does protect you from just falling for some random. and i do believe he did that for me. i had wanted a relationship with girl for so long. but from the wise words of a great friend. its just how we are structured. its nothing special. but i firmly belive God protected me and i got through that stage and i am better for it.
and now...
i am so content with God, i am really loving my life at the moment. and just in time for the holidays.
hehe...
now onto work experience...
luved it
every moment of it!!! Tom Helen Belinda Steve Rachel K and especially Barb were all marvelous.
i ran part of a prayer meeting, designed a flyer, did a little talk at the 8am and 10am services last sunday, scripture services at mimosa and belrose, went to various meetings, bible study groups, ate lunch, and the big one...
PHOTOCOPIED, CUT, AND ORGANISED OVER 4100 FLYERS FOR BACK TO BETHLEHEM!!! and that was on my second day. now of course i had a heap of help from Belinda, and together we got the huge job done. cootoes to us.
well i think thats all...
tim
but
then you find yourself again. it all comes flooding back to you, everything, the wonder the beauty, everything that God meant to you before, but you find even more, discover even more about God, before you never read the bible, then all of a sudden you discover something you never knew before. and you cant put it down, your reading all sorts of books out of the bible, philipians, psalm, even Jesus' sermon that he gave in the desert... or was it on a boat... maybe it was those and many more, might have to go back and read it again... think i will... I'd like that.
and then
you wonder what pulled you out of this rut...
you realise you had been trying for so long to get out of it, and then....
it just hits you
you find that it was when it was one of the very rare occasions you sat in your sister's room, on her bed with her and listened to a CD. on that CD was a guy named Brit. from America. now the topic that he had been talking on was dating, but the thing that he talked about in his sermon was being content with God. what he said was that people want a relationship with a girl or a guy. thing is though is that God is not going to place someone in your life when you are not first content with him. why? because if he did put someone in your life that you were to fall in love with the relationship with that person would become more imprtaqnt thatn God. it would be idolitry. and that just pulls you away from God. now i dont think that God puts specific people in your life when the chances are very high that you would break up with them anyway, but i do think that God when the time is right for you does open up your eyes to a relationship. now feel free to correct me on that one. but if you are serious about God then i do believe that he does protect you from just falling for some random. and i do believe he did that for me. i had wanted a relationship with girl for so long. but from the wise words of a great friend. its just how we are structured. its nothing special. but i firmly belive God protected me and i got through that stage and i am better for it.
and now...
i am so content with God, i am really loving my life at the moment. and just in time for the holidays.
hehe...
now onto work experience...
luved it
every moment of it!!! Tom Helen Belinda Steve Rachel K and especially Barb were all marvelous.
i ran part of a prayer meeting, designed a flyer, did a little talk at the 8am and 10am services last sunday, scripture services at mimosa and belrose, went to various meetings, bible study groups, ate lunch, and the big one...
PHOTOCOPIED, CUT, AND ORGANISED OVER 4100 FLYERS FOR BACK TO BETHLEHEM!!! and that was on my second day. now of course i had a heap of help from Belinda, and together we got the huge job done. cootoes to us.
well i think thats all...
tim
Saturday, December 11
well the reason for the fact that there are no formal photos on my blog is bcos the file sizes are really big. thus they are not there.
but... there are cd's that are floating round that have all the photos on them. so if you want a copy, there are various people that you may ask to see if they can give you a copy, including me. they are, beth, luke, ashley bennet, ross spicer. i think thats it. anywho
blogging off
tim
but... there are cd's that are floating round that have all the photos on them. so if you want a copy, there are various people that you may ask to see if they can give you a copy, including me. they are, beth, luke, ashley bennet, ross spicer. i think thats it. anywho
blogging off
tim
Thursday, November 25
Formal
man aint this exiting its the day of the big formal and i have spent $20 on a white tie and about to spend another $30 on a haircut. why? cos my hair is terrible at the moment. absolutely everywhere
now lets see, what am i wearing?
black suit
blue tshirt
white tie
polished black shoes with wire spaghetti shoelaces
man i am going to be so sexy!!! hehehe... chill out im just joking.
well you will all get photos v. soon
for those that didnt know i am taking mel amon, luke is obviously taking beth, ross is taking pip w. and monty is taking ash bennet.
now is there anything else that i have missed? oh yeah no school today or tomorow, unfortunately no after parties for me, shame that, the guys wanted to see me get pissed.
well thats all for now, shall give you updates about what happened l8a, oh as well as photos.
cya
tim
now lets see, what am i wearing?
black suit
blue tshirt
white tie
polished black shoes with wire spaghetti shoelaces
man i am going to be so sexy!!! hehehe... chill out im just joking.
well you will all get photos v. soon
for those that didnt know i am taking mel amon, luke is obviously taking beth, ross is taking pip w. and monty is taking ash bennet.
now is there anything else that i have missed? oh yeah no school today or tomorow, unfortunately no after parties for me, shame that, the guys wanted to see me get pissed.
well thats all for now, shall give you updates about what happened l8a, oh as well as photos.
cya
tim
Wednesday, November 17
man i am so evil. i went ahead and picked on mel and told her i really liked her
hehehehe.... she bought it too!!!
sorry mel, i was just looking for a laugh, thought it'd be pretty funny... and well... it was
hehehehe.... she bought it too!!!
sorry mel, i was just looking for a laugh, thought it'd be pretty funny... and well... it was
IM BACK
well in case you didnt notice i am back to blogging!!! YAY!!!
more photos from japan will be coming your way
more photos from japan will be coming your way
Tuesday, November 16

another masterpiece from brendon... i personally think its his best yet... oh yeah, and to put your mind at ease, thats ocha ... green tea.

see those little dots at the bottom of the temple... if you havent figured it out yet.... those are people. yeah.... its big

it is a well known fact for all of those that have eaten Mr. Donuts... you dont know donuts until you have tried to Mr. Donuts... trust me.......... 30 times better than K.K's will ever be, and i am not exaggerating...

more fish than people... if you were lost there... or even there... you would find that hard to believe... wait... if you were there, you'd know how many bloodyh fish there were, so in actual fact you wouldnt find it hard to believe... ahh bugger it, there were lots of fish as well as people, ok? good.

fireworks are good fun. now thats ashley coward on the left and nat buckley behind her, then vanessa (chick from school) to the right.

man people talk about going to canberra for fireworks... (or at leadt they used to). think you can get anything like this in canberra? even with a license? hehehe...
Monday, October 4

streets of tokyo, our first night in japan. we had gone to so many different places in the one day, we didnt even get time to rest after a (well must have been something like) 10 hour flight, it was on the train to ryokan, where our japanese hotel was, meaning traditional style japanese living. (if you want a photo of that let me know and i shall put those photos up). err... now lets see. what else?... we went to the oldest temple in tokyo. got plenty of photos of that too... and well after everything we needed dinner so the teachers sed that we would go walkies and get an obento dinner, it turned into a massive hike which was a couple of km. massive trek. with all of our luggage too... nah just kidding. but it turned out to be a really nice dinner and on the way bac we saw some really kool bands busking or something, they were really kool. of course all the singing was in japanese but that doesnt matter, we could understand them (insert coughing and spluttering here, and if there is any food in your mouth bring that up too.) but it was really nice we ended up having dinner there.well many more photos to come
Sunday, September 12
randoms
Things happen, lost of things happen. what do you do? not that there's anything wrong at the moment but there is lots of tings happening at the moment. and i just find myself quite busy at the moment. japan, this time next week i am going to be in tokyo. will have gotton off the plane about 7 hours ago. and i'm sick. really sick. this cold just wont go away. and the lung infection. i think combined they equal a serious pain in the ass.
the carrols are going away. how sad. i'm really going to miss them all. well they'll have fun in N.Z. its a very kool place.
next... what next... umm...there is currently a rainbow lorrikeet sitting in our bird feeder. it has been for the last 5 to 10 mins. doing nothing. just brooding.
2 nights ago our dog got its first possum. brought it to the back door as a present.
err... next item on the agenda... home work and lots of it... japanese and english... damn; oh well such is life.
well dinners for life went well, our schools year 10 formal is coming up... the formal should be good fun, we're going to darling harbour for that... i still need a date for that too... gotta hurry up its like on the 16th nov. if i'm not quick all the girls are gonna be taken... whatever will i do!? lol.
oo the lorikeet just start moving. spreaded its wings and chirped a bit.
now its flown off, oh it was so beautiful too.
well i'm gonna do the same... cya
the carrols are going away. how sad. i'm really going to miss them all. well they'll have fun in N.Z. its a very kool place.
next... what next... umm...there is currently a rainbow lorrikeet sitting in our bird feeder. it has been for the last 5 to 10 mins. doing nothing. just brooding.
2 nights ago our dog got its first possum. brought it to the back door as a present.
err... next item on the agenda... home work and lots of it... japanese and english... damn; oh well such is life.
well dinners for life went well, our schools year 10 formal is coming up... the formal should be good fun, we're going to darling harbour for that... i still need a date for that too... gotta hurry up its like on the 16th nov. if i'm not quick all the girls are gonna be taken... whatever will i do!? lol.
oo the lorikeet just start moving. spreaded its wings and chirped a bit.
now its flown off, oh it was so beautiful too.
well i'm gonna do the same... cya
Thursday, September 9
japan
oh gosh... man the last time i blogged was more than a week ago.
well i am going to japan on the 18th sep. dont know what the hell i am going to do. but as long as i dont miss a plane or train or bus i shall be bac here on the first saturday of october. and it will be bac to the usual routine... and with everything finally out of the way i can get my drivers license.
well we're getting to japan by qantas getting to the airport by 7:15. dont worry, thats in the evening. arrive in japan in 6 in the morning.
we get to go around in a bullet train to other parts of japan after being in tokyo. so tokyo, and more importantly tokyo disneyland!!!
wonderland sydney was good while it was around, but it never had a huge long steel rollercoaster. but when i get to tokyo disneyland i am going to go on all of them!!! i will have gone on some of the biggest rollercoasters in the world. WOOHOO!!! yeah! nice. very nice.
think i am excited? you got no idea! well in the next week and a bit its preparation. got to get some things together. oh well, it'll only make the trip better.
well i am going to japan on the 18th sep. dont know what the hell i am going to do. but as long as i dont miss a plane or train or bus i shall be bac here on the first saturday of october. and it will be bac to the usual routine... and with everything finally out of the way i can get my drivers license.
well we're getting to japan by qantas getting to the airport by 7:15. dont worry, thats in the evening. arrive in japan in 6 in the morning.
we get to go around in a bullet train to other parts of japan after being in tokyo. so tokyo, and more importantly tokyo disneyland!!!
wonderland sydney was good while it was around, but it never had a huge long steel rollercoaster. but when i get to tokyo disneyland i am going to go on all of them!!! i will have gone on some of the biggest rollercoasters in the world. WOOHOO!!! yeah! nice. very nice.
think i am excited? you got no idea! well in the next week and a bit its preparation. got to get some things together. oh well, it'll only make the trip better.
Saturday, August 28
man i haven't blogged for more than a week. thats shocking. oh well...
lets see... hmm. kids klub kamp was great, so was canberra; but i am not going into any detail. cos there are other ppl to blog about that, and well i will say sumthing about one thing, and that will lead to another, and i will be here for too long. so... well... yeah.
but i tell ya, somethings can just really get you angry frustrated and genuainly pissed off. its been happening to me a lot lately; not that it has anything to do with anyone (cos it dont) but stuff i find can get you really going.
but god is good, and i can easily get through the day evenb when crap stuff happens. because that is what god has given us in joy, feeling hope and peace within yourself in the midst of trials.
also looking forward to ernie camp, should be good, pity its right next to school certificate trials... oh well.
well thats it for now, hopefully catch you all in the real world.
tim
lets see... hmm. kids klub kamp was great, so was canberra; but i am not going into any detail. cos there are other ppl to blog about that, and well i will say sumthing about one thing, and that will lead to another, and i will be here for too long. so... well... yeah.
but i tell ya, somethings can just really get you angry frustrated and genuainly pissed off. its been happening to me a lot lately; not that it has anything to do with anyone (cos it dont) but stuff i find can get you really going.
but god is good, and i can easily get through the day evenb when crap stuff happens. because that is what god has given us in joy, feeling hope and peace within yourself in the midst of trials.
also looking forward to ernie camp, should be good, pity its right next to school certificate trials... oh well.
well thats it for now, hopefully catch you all in the real world.
tim
Tuesday, August 17
Stuff
Well i got the idea from hannah w's blog. this is just the first thing that pops into my head when i th ink of these things. so dont read too much intol it.
- Red -everything
- Blue- sky
- Green- grass
- Black- balloon
- Yellow -banana
- Pink- face
- Purple -gay
- Silver- car
- White- light
- Orange -orange
- Pizza -yummy
- Chicken- "
- Chocolate- "
- French Fries -fatty
- Hot dog -fattier
- Hamburger- fattiest
- Seafood- Doyles
- Vanilla- Ice-cream
- Turkey- thanksgiving
- Ham- Homer
- Linkin -Park great
- Briteney Spears- yuk
- Blink -182 kool
- Ja Rule- ???
- Less than Jake- "
- New Found Glory- God
- Jessica Simpson -hot
- Incubus -mad
- Backstreet Boys- crap (for lack of a better word)
- Lil Bow Wow- Woof woof
- Love -beautiful thing
- Funny -hahaha
- Shy- dont really know anyoen who's like that....
- Loud- everyone i know is like that
- Short- everyone but westy
- Tall- no one except westy
- Sweet -huh?
- Mean -worldy things
- Hate -satan
- Trust- friends
- BMW -car
- Beetle- bug, kool
- Eclipse- moon and sun
- Mustang- heard good things about it
- F-150- grand prix
- Toyota -not as good as mitsubishi
- SUV- dont know what that is
- PT Cruiser -supposedly good
- Saturn -planet
- Lumina- stars
- Dodge -get out of the way!
- Hot/Cold -cold, (that might be bcos for the last hour it has been pouring
- Rap/Rock- rock all the way baby
- Telephone/Computer- computer
- Run/Walk- run
- Cat/Dog- cat, unless its a big dog like mine.
- Football/Basketball- football (AFL)
- Slow Dance/Freak Dance- Freak dance
- Love/be Loved- Love
- Talk/Listen -Listen
- Radio/CD -CD
- TV/VCR -TV
- Colour -Black
- Car Mitsubishi -Lancer
- Song- "Get me outta here" by Jet
- Actor -Russel Crowe
- Actress -Cameron Diaz
- Animal- wolf
- Band- Matchbox 20
- TV Show- Blue Heelers
- Movie- Last Castle
- Funniest -Pete
- Shyest- Monty
- Loudest- me
- Shortest- everyone but luke and westy. (luke isnt that short)
- Tallest -me (bar westy)
- Trustworthy -friends
- Honest- Luke
- Craziest -Monty
- Bravest -Westy
well those are my thoughts.
Monday, August 16
Cafe Church
OH MAN!!! lets just say cafe church was interesting. actually lets go into some detail of what happened.
first. cafe churhc was a blast!!! heaps of fun. Tom's talk was great, funny, very interesting and very cleverly raised some issues about God and what he has done for us. good stuff tom. but of course he was led by God at cafe church to say what he said. God is good.
second. all of you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gullable. hehehe, well it cost me $5 but it was worth it. even if it was just to see the look on Nats face the 5 times that i had to tell her to get it through her head that me and gemma were never actually going out. fun fun fun. even you anika, yeah you might be thinking that your not gullable, but for you to work it out, pete hayes had to tell you, and he was in on the whole thing.... k.
LET IT RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN THIS HURT! i never thought that they would initiate me to begin with. but when i think about it, and how it happened, i am not really that surprised. like i mentioned in a previous blog, i shuved a cracker down Jamie's pants, so he gave me a right ol' slap. deserved it, hehehe, well at least i can admit it.
the only problem with all of this though, is that scott then followed up with one that brought the whole house down. he was right next to me and he just cracked me. this was so bad, i almost bloody well PASSED OUT!!! but scott got what was coming to him. the guys said that i now got a free shot, but i didnt want to take it. dave lovel and jamie pinned scott. the really interesting hting that jamie did though was that he grabbed scott by the knee and made him spread his legs. but since i didnt want to take the free shot, jeremy did it for me...
from behind... uppercut with the arm. hit him so hard that scott rose with the shot. ouch.
well this is the intersting story behind cafe church... cu all soon.
bye.
oh and beth... i that pinch i gave you... you had it coming. the only reason i did it was because gemma didnt.
first. cafe churhc was a blast!!! heaps of fun. Tom's talk was great, funny, very interesting and very cleverly raised some issues about God and what he has done for us. good stuff tom. but of course he was led by God at cafe church to say what he said. God is good.
second. all of you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gullable. hehehe, well it cost me $5 but it was worth it. even if it was just to see the look on Nats face the 5 times that i had to tell her to get it through her head that me and gemma were never actually going out. fun fun fun. even you anika, yeah you might be thinking that your not gullable, but for you to work it out, pete hayes had to tell you, and he was in on the whole thing.... k.
LET IT RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN THIS HURT! i never thought that they would initiate me to begin with. but when i think about it, and how it happened, i am not really that surprised. like i mentioned in a previous blog, i shuved a cracker down Jamie's pants, so he gave me a right ol' slap. deserved it, hehehe, well at least i can admit it.
the only problem with all of this though, is that scott then followed up with one that brought the whole house down. he was right next to me and he just cracked me. this was so bad, i almost bloody well PASSED OUT!!! but scott got what was coming to him. the guys said that i now got a free shot, but i didnt want to take it. dave lovel and jamie pinned scott. the really interesting hting that jamie did though was that he grabbed scott by the knee and made him spread his legs. but since i didnt want to take the free shot, jeremy did it for me...
from behind... uppercut with the arm. hit him so hard that scott rose with the shot. ouch.
well this is the intersting story behind cafe church... cu all soon.
bye.
oh and beth... i that pinch i gave you... you had it coming. the only reason i did it was because gemma didnt.
Sunday, August 15
Bass
bass guitar rocks... love it so much. it really is such good fun. im listening to a song and ill just air guitar to the bass line. and hopefully, if i am lucky i shall be able to join the church band, seeing as they need bass players. hopefully.
Saturday, August 14
The Booky
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. The bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit and the reason he got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that since a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd never have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to shake down the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper:
"Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back:
"I don't know what you're talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather:
"He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says:
"Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling:
"He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back:
"OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Endo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney:
"Well, what's he say?"
The attorney replies:
"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
It was assumed that since a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd never have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to shake down the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper:
"Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back:
"I don't know what you're talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather:
"He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says:
"Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling:
"He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back:
"OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Endo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney:
"Well, what's he say?"
The attorney replies:
"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
MSPA
Well this was an interesting experience. beth and hannah were really good. i was really impressed.
then there was sum ppl dancing along to that song on shrek, and then 1 of the mice fell over, completly stacking it. hit the ground so hard. it was great. but she got bac up and she was ok. she kept dancing.
it was pretty good.
then there was the interval... got to meet sum of gemma, beths, and mels friends. that was interesting. mind you i dont really know who was more scared of the other. me scared of them, or them scared of me... mind you the only ones that didnt look worried, were gemma, beth and mel, they know i am like that all of the time. hehehe. luke plees comment.
the best bit about beths and hannah's dance was the fist shaky thing with the side step. THAT WAS THE BEST cos they showed me at the winter sleepout, and i can do it too.
there were lots of singers and they were all good too, and there were lots of other good acts too.
but then there was the 2 chicks at the end of the whole thing.
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THESE GIRLS WERE... OH MY GOSH. like unless you were there you got no idea how good these girls are... gees.
gift from god, its all there is to it. they are in year nine and one of the girls is 2 levels of professional.
well all inall it was a good night.
then there was sum ppl dancing along to that song on shrek, and then 1 of the mice fell over, completly stacking it. hit the ground so hard. it was great. but she got bac up and she was ok. she kept dancing.
it was pretty good.
then there was the interval... got to meet sum of gemma, beths, and mels friends. that was interesting. mind you i dont really know who was more scared of the other. me scared of them, or them scared of me... mind you the only ones that didnt look worried, were gemma, beth and mel, they know i am like that all of the time. hehehe. luke plees comment.
the best bit about beths and hannah's dance was the fist shaky thing with the side step. THAT WAS THE BEST cos they showed me at the winter sleepout, and i can do it too.
there were lots of singers and they were all good too, and there were lots of other good acts too.
but then there was the 2 chicks at the end of the whole thing.
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THESE GIRLS WERE... OH MY GOSH. like unless you were there you got no idea how good these girls are... gees.
gift from god, its all there is to it. they are in year nine and one of the girls is 2 levels of professional.
well all inall it was a good night.
Thursday, August 12
Joy
Joy is good. GOD is good. man this is so exciting. i am so at peace with myself, there is just two things in my life at the moment that satan is just trying so hard to attack. trying to bring me down. but bcos of joy, i am ok with it. well not ok with it but i dont really care. the feeling that i constantly have inside of me, is just excitment. so excited about who god is and what he is about. the fact that god is with me every step of the way. i am excited about who he is. i am rejoicing in God.
things are tough, but bcos of joy i get through it with ease. blessed are those that are persecuted. i got that with me, so i know that despite what i cop God is there with me the entire time, watching me.
things are tough, but bcos of joy i get through it with ease. blessed are those that are persecuted. i got that with me, so i know that despite what i cop God is there with me the entire time, watching me.
Tuesday, August 10
My thoughts
I am going to Japan soon, like at the end of the month, or not, im not sure. but in september till october. thats right 2 weeks and it ends on the 3rd of october. you do the math, cos i cant be bothered.
i have a book i have to read for english. to kill a mockingbird. got i good saying from that book that i really like. its 'buying cotton'. its a polite term for doing nothing. hehehe. how kool. so i am reading that as much as i can. i dont like english, i really dont like english... mind you the book is good.
i found sumthing that i am really good at. modern history. i really like it too. just got bac a test about edward gough whitlam. 27/30. thats pretty impressive. im realy happy with that. cos i really enjoyed that topic and its good tol know that i did well in it too.
science project... going well. mind you i still have to write it all up. i am 1 week into it and i still havent written anything up yet about it... how lazy! mind you it is going well.
GOD IS GOOD!!!
man god is doing so much in my life, and not just me specifically. so much happening around me that i am taking in. other ppls lives... its all very exciting.
i feel ova the last while god has really built me up as a person. not much happended spiritually for a long while. but ova that space of time god was making me a much better person. so much more patient, and tolorant. and now he is really moving in me spiritually. the church service on sunday night about a passion for god, that was really encouraging. and now i am reading a book called addicted to god that looks like it will really change me as a person. the first thing it said. that being day 1, was to be thankful in all circumstances. not being thankful for the circumstance but being thankful in it. like the passage, "i complained that i had no shoes until i met a man that had no feet". how about that, pretty kool hey.
oh and a special thank you for megan for the book. great b'day pressy!
i have a book i have to read for english. to kill a mockingbird. got i good saying from that book that i really like. its 'buying cotton'. its a polite term for doing nothing. hehehe. how kool. so i am reading that as much as i can. i dont like english, i really dont like english... mind you the book is good.
i found sumthing that i am really good at. modern history. i really like it too. just got bac a test about edward gough whitlam. 27/30. thats pretty impressive. im realy happy with that. cos i really enjoyed that topic and its good tol know that i did well in it too.
science project... going well. mind you i still have to write it all up. i am 1 week into it and i still havent written anything up yet about it... how lazy! mind you it is going well.
GOD IS GOOD!!!
man god is doing so much in my life, and not just me specifically. so much happening around me that i am taking in. other ppls lives... its all very exciting.
i feel ova the last while god has really built me up as a person. not much happended spiritually for a long while. but ova that space of time god was making me a much better person. so much more patient, and tolorant. and now he is really moving in me spiritually. the church service on sunday night about a passion for god, that was really encouraging. and now i am reading a book called addicted to god that looks like it will really change me as a person. the first thing it said. that being day 1, was to be thankful in all circumstances. not being thankful for the circumstance but being thankful in it. like the passage, "i complained that i had no shoes until i met a man that had no feet". how about that, pretty kool hey.
oh and a special thank you for megan for the book. great b'day pressy!
Saturday, August 7
Winter Sleepout
this is my longest post yet, feel proud. hows this for just a junior blogger aswell.
Man this i will never forget!!!
it was good fun but for some of it i had a pounding headache. for bit sit got better and i was able to be social but it always came back in really painful throbs. it had to be a migrane. then jamie hit me in the head with a really tough block of foam. well i did deserve it, that night i must have hit jemma so many times with various things. i feel so sorry for her. again jemma i am really sorry bout that.
on another note i played a really good practical joke on jamie. finally i got him bac for so much. hehehe, i am so proud of myself. well this is what happened. we are chucking crackers across the room, if you werent there dont ask, long story. but one landed on me and i saw that jamie was leaning forward and well my eye caught the fact that his boxers were showing clearly above his pants, so i jammed the cracker down his pants. he jumped out of his skin wondering what the hell just happened. so he pulled the cracker out and shoved it in my face. but i got him so good i didnt mind. the best part was that somehow cracker had gotton down his pants, he had to go get it out. like gone down his boxers. keeping in mind that i put the cracker between his pants and bloxers, and if jamie tells you different hes lying. ewan thought it was pretty good aswell.
beth and luke... well the only complaint i got between these two ppl are the appauling amount of sms messages they send each other. look i dont care who sends more cos the both of them say different things. luke 94 messages in a month, and beth easily more than 50 in a week and a half. either way its amazing how they manage it.
the things that jamie and his friends get up to is incredible. i so want to get involved. looks like great fun. personally i love practical jokes but never are able to do it, without getting someone angry. oh well, i got my fair share of them out in the winter sleepout last night and this morning. lsat weekend mike got initiated into the guys club, so ben the initiator got the crap kicked out of him. tom f was the last to be initiated. jeremy was the initiator in that case. tom got it pretty bad, uppercut to the equipment. feel the pain guys. on the same weekend jamie got his gooch vacuumed by dave lovel, man i am so proud of him. and the best thing about all of these things is that we at the winter sleepout got video footage of it all.
winter sleepout was great, good stuff guys, cant wait till next time..
Man this i will never forget!!!
it was good fun but for some of it i had a pounding headache. for bit sit got better and i was able to be social but it always came back in really painful throbs. it had to be a migrane. then jamie hit me in the head with a really tough block of foam. well i did deserve it, that night i must have hit jemma so many times with various things. i feel so sorry for her. again jemma i am really sorry bout that.
on another note i played a really good practical joke on jamie. finally i got him bac for so much. hehehe, i am so proud of myself. well this is what happened. we are chucking crackers across the room, if you werent there dont ask, long story. but one landed on me and i saw that jamie was leaning forward and well my eye caught the fact that his boxers were showing clearly above his pants, so i jammed the cracker down his pants. he jumped out of his skin wondering what the hell just happened. so he pulled the cracker out and shoved it in my face. but i got him so good i didnt mind. the best part was that somehow cracker had gotton down his pants, he had to go get it out. like gone down his boxers. keeping in mind that i put the cracker between his pants and bloxers, and if jamie tells you different hes lying. ewan thought it was pretty good aswell.
beth and luke... well the only complaint i got between these two ppl are the appauling amount of sms messages they send each other. look i dont care who sends more cos the both of them say different things. luke 94 messages in a month, and beth easily more than 50 in a week and a half. either way its amazing how they manage it.
the things that jamie and his friends get up to is incredible. i so want to get involved. looks like great fun. personally i love practical jokes but never are able to do it, without getting someone angry. oh well, i got my fair share of them out in the winter sleepout last night and this morning. lsat weekend mike got initiated into the guys club, so ben the initiator got the crap kicked out of him. tom f was the last to be initiated. jeremy was the initiator in that case. tom got it pretty bad, uppercut to the equipment. feel the pain guys. on the same weekend jamie got his gooch vacuumed by dave lovel, man i am so proud of him. and the best thing about all of these things is that we at the winter sleepout got video footage of it all.
winter sleepout was great, good stuff guys, cant wait till next time..
Thursday, August 5

If you have ever been scared of cats, and too embarrased to tell anyone, don't be, cos i think we will all have a fear of cats now...
Jokes
People i need answers. please comment on the jokes, so i know if you think they are any good or not, so i know if i can keep posting them with out it being a waste of time.
Science
I disected a sheeps brain today. well i didnt
luke and tyson did.
i was far too squirmish to even toush it, even though we had gloves on.
man oh man, it was sooooooo grose, i went around the class room, people had turned their brain into mush, that was so nasty. then tyson got sheep brain on my arm, lucky me!!!
luke and tyson did.
i was far too squirmish to even toush it, even though we had gloves on.
man oh man, it was sooooooo grose, i went around the class room, people had turned their brain into mush, that was so nasty. then tyson got sheep brain on my arm, lucky me!!!
cya
tim signing off
Tuesday, August 3
Feeling fine
I beat my brothers long standing record for time trial on moo moo farm on Mario cart 64, as well as the record lap. This is a good day for me, I feel very proud of my achievement
this is all I have to say on the matter, good day to you all.
this is all I have to say on the matter, good day to you all.
Red vs Blue
This is just a snippet from the world wide famous red vs blue. if you like what you see here you can download the rest of www.redvsblue.com
have fun watching this clip, but if you have something against foul language. I advise that you dont.
(Note: if you wish to view the clip, right click on the title, and 'save target as')
have fun watching this clip, but if you have something against foul language. I advise that you dont.
(Note: if you wish to view the clip, right click on the title, and 'save target as')
HSC people
Guys I don;t know how streesful it is, but I wish you all the greatest amounts of good luck. Hope you get what you want/need and congrats to those who have gotton passed their recent trials.
People from the South
PEOPLE FROM THE SOUTH WILL UNDERSTAND THIS..
There was this fellow from Eastern Kentucky who had a flat tire. He pulled off on the side of the road, jumped out of his car, walked down the hillside and picked a bunch of wildflowers, and proceeded to put one bouquet of the flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied,
"I have a flat tarr."
In response the passerby asked,
"But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded,
"When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it neither."
There was this fellow from Eastern Kentucky who had a flat tire. He pulled off on the side of the road, jumped out of his car, walked down the hillside and picked a bunch of wildflowers, and proceeded to put one bouquet of the flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied,
"I have a flat tarr."
In response the passerby asked,
"But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded,
"When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it neither."
Monday, August 2
Hmm
What to do...
Well I am quite disappointed in all of you.
not really, but i couldnt think of anything else for sum reason.
oh well, catch you l8a.
Well I am quite disappointed in all of you.
not really, but i couldnt think of anything else for sum reason.
oh well, catch you l8a.
Sunday, August 1
FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People lend me your eyes. I have important news...
The Essendon football club played Port Adelaide on Saturday night.
Essendon having lost the last 5 of its past 6 matches... yeah damn.
Personally I thought, and a lot of other ppl in football land, didnt give Essendon a hope to get into the finals let alone win it. We had been playing horrible football. loss after loss.
But things have changed since then. Port Adelaide are one of the top teams in the competition at the moment, and really are in form. Going into this match every one would have been tipping Port to win this match. Not just because that they are a top team, but also backed up by the fact that Essendon are without so many of their star players. Their captain, Centre half forward, a defender, possibly our best one. Yet we won by 40 points. That is a huge victory!
Because of this i now have huge bragging rights to Lehamn(... how do you spell that?)
and yes tonight at church you will see me in my Essendon guernsey.
Cu tonight
Tim
The Essendon football club played Port Adelaide on Saturday night.
Essendon having lost the last 5 of its past 6 matches... yeah damn.
Personally I thought, and a lot of other ppl in football land, didnt give Essendon a hope to get into the finals let alone win it. We had been playing horrible football. loss after loss.
But things have changed since then. Port Adelaide are one of the top teams in the competition at the moment, and really are in form. Going into this match every one would have been tipping Port to win this match. Not just because that they are a top team, but also backed up by the fact that Essendon are without so many of their star players. Their captain, Centre half forward, a defender, possibly our best one. Yet we won by 40 points. That is a huge victory!
Because of this i now have huge bragging rights to Lehamn(... how do you spell that?)
and yes tonight at church you will see me in my Essendon guernsey.
Cu tonight
Tim
Vandals
Because of the way that Beth and Hermi have treated the privilege of being a part time contributer to this wonderrful blog (insert your cough here) the sultana bran song post has been removed... if you wish to see the sultana bran song post you may go to the above link.
My most sincerest apologies go out to anyone who this causes inconveniance to, and I hope you will still visit this blog in the future.
Yours sincerely
TIM
My most sincerest apologies go out to anyone who this causes inconveniance to, and I hope you will still visit this blog in the future.
Yours sincerely
TIM
BEING SICK
Well is getting better, my left ear isnt so blocked anymore... but the whole nose thing... bloody hell.
School
Well today I went out to Bonds Nursery. Pity you don't work there anymore there Pete... hehehe
I got some tomatoes, some phosphorus, some tomato duster to protect them from bugs and some fertilizer.
This is for Science. I have to do a SRP which is a student research project. It is my own experiment in which I am going to determine the affect of phosphorus in plants, and the necessity of it in fertilizers. Specifically the affect on tomatoes.
fun fun fun... seriously, I looooooooooooooooooooove science, just ask Luke, he'll tell you; with conviction.
I got some tomatoes, some phosphorus, some tomato duster to protect them from bugs and some fertilizer.
This is for Science. I have to do a SRP which is a student research project. It is my own experiment in which I am going to determine the affect of phosphorus in plants, and the necessity of it in fertilizers. Specifically the affect on tomatoes.
fun fun fun... seriously, I looooooooooooooooooooove science, just ask Luke, he'll tell you; with conviction.
Saturday, July 31
Party Party Party!!!
My mum is currently having a birthday party. I am currently istting on the computer, and when someone arrives I am restraining the dogs so they dont kill anyone.
Jokes
Well I have decided that I shall post jokes on my blog, because i get so many of them and that they usually quite good. So I'll post the ones I like (whether you think that's good or bad), and you tell me what you think.
HOLE IN ONE
A certain preacher awoke to perfect golfing weather one Sunday morning.It had been either cold, raining, or too windy for a couple of months and, as he thought it over, the temptation was just too great. He called up one of his deacons and told him, "You all are going to have to cover for me today.I have to go out of town on urgent business."He felt a little bit guilty as he drove to another town, but the birds were singing, the sun was shining, the sky was bright blue, there was no wind at all, and the temperature was just perfect, so he found ways to justify his absence "just this once."As he stepped up to the first tee, St. Peter said to the Lord, "Look.Isn't that one of your men on that golf course? And on a Sunday?"The Lord said, "Don't worry, I'll take care of him."The preacher hit a perfect drive, in fact the best he'd ever hit in his life. It soared about 250 yards, bounced twice, hit the green, and rolled right into the cup! St. Peter looked at the Lord, but he didn't say anything.The preacher was ecstatic as he quickly teed up for the second hole, where his shot was just as good. He'd made another hole in one -- the second one in his life!At that St. Peter turned to the Lord, "I thought you said you would take care of him," he demanded."I did," answered the Lord. "Who's he going to tell?"
HOLE IN ONE
A certain preacher awoke to perfect golfing weather one Sunday morning.It had been either cold, raining, or too windy for a couple of months and, as he thought it over, the temptation was just too great. He called up one of his deacons and told him, "You all are going to have to cover for me today.I have to go out of town on urgent business."He felt a little bit guilty as he drove to another town, but the birds were singing, the sun was shining, the sky was bright blue, there was no wind at all, and the temperature was just perfect, so he found ways to justify his absence "just this once."As he stepped up to the first tee, St. Peter said to the Lord, "Look.Isn't that one of your men on that golf course? And on a Sunday?"The Lord said, "Don't worry, I'll take care of him."The preacher hit a perfect drive, in fact the best he'd ever hit in his life. It soared about 250 yards, bounced twice, hit the green, and rolled right into the cup! St. Peter looked at the Lord, but he didn't say anything.The preacher was ecstatic as he quickly teed up for the second hole, where his shot was just as good. He'd made another hole in one -- the second one in his life!At that St. Peter turned to the Lord, "I thought you said you would take care of him," he demanded."I did," answered the Lord. "Who's he going to tell?"
Blogging community
PEOPLE!!! I NEED YOUR BLOG'S ADDRESESS!
I want to link ppls blogs up to my own, so post comments, with your blogs web addresses on it...
THANK YOU.
I want to link ppls blogs up to my own, so post comments, with your blogs web addresses on it...
THANK YOU.
Blog, Blog, Blog, Blog
Hello blog.
Oooo...I am now a contributor to this blog.
Who else is in this blog?
Hehe...I love blogging.
I am obsessed!
I think I need to officially welcome some new bloggers into the wonderful world of blogging.
Welcome, Monty, T1, Bec Baines and Ash Baker!
Yay!
Junior Bloggers!
Wow, how many times did I say blog in that post?
hehehe
Oooo...I am now a contributor to this blog.
Who else is in this blog?
Hehe...I love blogging.
I am obsessed!
I think I need to officially welcome some new bloggers into the wonderful world of blogging.
Welcome, Monty, T1, Bec Baines and Ash Baker!
Yay!
Junior Bloggers!
Wow, how many times did I say blog in that post?
hehehe
Music
http://www.killingheidi.com.au
These guys (and one girl) rock. That new single I AM is the best. Their new look is very kool, and I cannot wait for their album to come out on August 30. The first time thatg I heard that song on the trailer to Spiderman 2 oh my gosh... then I found out that it was Killing Heidi, now that was a big surprise.
Then there is Franz Ferdinand. Their debut single, "Take me out" is a work of art.
http://www.franzferdinand.co.uk, check it out...
These guys (and one girl) rock. That new single I AM is the best. Their new look is very kool, and I cannot wait for their album to come out on August 30. The first time thatg I heard that song on the trailer to Spiderman 2 oh my gosh... then I found out that it was Killing Heidi, now that was a big surprise.
Then there is Franz Ferdinand. Their debut single, "Take me out" is a work of art.
http://www.franzferdinand.co.uk, check it out...
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This is my favorite picture in the whole wide world. I got this photo plastered all over my desktop... you gotta love it!
Ignition Theory
Good band, really good band, some of my best friends are in it. this is good, this is really good, because if they get famous, I'll know some famous people...
P.S the website is... ummm... search for it on google.
Colds
I have a really bad cold. I am Stuck at home really bored, nothing to do. Well there is a tonne of homework... but, well you know.
Any way my left ear is blocked, my head is swimming, my throat is sore and the whole nose thing.
Any way my left ear is blocked, my head is swimming, my throat is sore and the whole nose thing.
Friday, July 30
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