My mum is currently having a birthday party. I am currently istting on the computer, and when someone arrives I am restraining the dogs so they dont kill anyone.
Saturday, July 31
Jokes
Well I have decided that I shall post jokes on my blog, because i get so many of them and that they usually quite good. So I'll post the ones I like (whether you think that's good or bad), and you tell me what you think.
HOLE IN ONE
A certain preacher awoke to perfect golfing weather one Sunday morning.It had been either cold, raining, or too windy for a couple of months and, as he thought it over, the temptation was just too great. He called up one of his deacons and told him, "You all are going to have to cover for me today.I have to go out of town on urgent business."He felt a little bit guilty as he drove to another town, but the birds were singing, the sun was shining, the sky was bright blue, there was no wind at all, and the temperature was just perfect, so he found ways to justify his absence "just this once."As he stepped up to the first tee, St. Peter said to the Lord, "Look.Isn't that one of your men on that golf course? And on a Sunday?"The Lord said, "Don't worry, I'll take care of him."The preacher hit a perfect drive, in fact the best he'd ever hit in his life. It soared about 250 yards, bounced twice, hit the green, and rolled right into the cup! St. Peter looked at the Lord, but he didn't say anything.The preacher was ecstatic as he quickly teed up for the second hole, where his shot was just as good. He'd made another hole in one -- the second one in his life!At that St. Peter turned to the Lord, "I thought you said you would take care of him," he demanded."I did," answered the Lord. "Who's he going to tell?"
HOLE IN ONE
A certain preacher awoke to perfect golfing weather one Sunday morning.It had been either cold, raining, or too windy for a couple of months and, as he thought it over, the temptation was just too great. He called up one of his deacons and told him, "You all are going to have to cover for me today.I have to go out of town on urgent business."He felt a little bit guilty as he drove to another town, but the birds were singing, the sun was shining, the sky was bright blue, there was no wind at all, and the temperature was just perfect, so he found ways to justify his absence "just this once."As he stepped up to the first tee, St. Peter said to the Lord, "Look.Isn't that one of your men on that golf course? And on a Sunday?"The Lord said, "Don't worry, I'll take care of him."The preacher hit a perfect drive, in fact the best he'd ever hit in his life. It soared about 250 yards, bounced twice, hit the green, and rolled right into the cup! St. Peter looked at the Lord, but he didn't say anything.The preacher was ecstatic as he quickly teed up for the second hole, where his shot was just as good. He'd made another hole in one -- the second one in his life!At that St. Peter turned to the Lord, "I thought you said you would take care of him," he demanded."I did," answered the Lord. "Who's he going to tell?"
Blogging community
PEOPLE!!! I NEED YOUR BLOG'S ADDRESESS!
I want to link ppls blogs up to my own, so post comments, with your blogs web addresses on it...
THANK YOU.
I want to link ppls blogs up to my own, so post comments, with your blogs web addresses on it...
THANK YOU.
Blog, Blog, Blog, Blog
Hello blog.
Oooo...I am now a contributor to this blog.
Who else is in this blog?
Hehe...I love blogging.
I am obsessed!
I think I need to officially welcome some new bloggers into the wonderful world of blogging.
Welcome, Monty, T1, Bec Baines and Ash Baker!
Yay!
Junior Bloggers!
Wow, how many times did I say blog in that post?
hehehe
Oooo...I am now a contributor to this blog.
Who else is in this blog?
Hehe...I love blogging.
I am obsessed!
I think I need to officially welcome some new bloggers into the wonderful world of blogging.
Welcome, Monty, T1, Bec Baines and Ash Baker!
Yay!
Junior Bloggers!
Wow, how many times did I say blog in that post?
hehehe
Music
http://www.killingheidi.com.au
These guys (and one girl) rock. That new single I AM is the best. Their new look is very kool, and I cannot wait for their album to come out on August 30. The first time thatg I heard that song on the trailer to Spiderman 2 oh my gosh... then I found out that it was Killing Heidi, now that was a big surprise.
Then there is Franz Ferdinand. Their debut single, "Take me out" is a work of art.
http://www.franzferdinand.co.uk, check it out...
These guys (and one girl) rock. That new single I AM is the best. Their new look is very kool, and I cannot wait for their album to come out on August 30. The first time thatg I heard that song on the trailer to Spiderman 2 oh my gosh... then I found out that it was Killing Heidi, now that was a big surprise.
Then there is Franz Ferdinand. Their debut single, "Take me out" is a work of art.
http://www.franzferdinand.co.uk, check it out...
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Ignition Theory
Good band, really good band, some of my best friends are in it. this is good, this is really good, because if they get famous, I'll know some famous people...
P.S the website is... ummm... search for it on google.
Colds
I have a really bad cold. I am Stuck at home really bored, nothing to do. Well there is a tonne of homework... but, well you know.
Any way my left ear is blocked, my head is swimming, my throat is sore and the whole nose thing.
Any way my left ear is blocked, my head is swimming, my throat is sore and the whole nose thing.
Friday, July 30
Mangled
hehehe did i scare you.. this was done using phtoshop edition 7.0, you should check it out... 
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